God is dead.

11:04pm: Blah
You know, dating, or even *trying* to date is enough to make even the most devout atheist believe that not only is God real, but that somehow he harbors a personal hatred towards you.

And now I go to bed. Because it's that or drinking.

2:54pm: This makes me go *SQUEEE* like a little girl:
( TEH IMAGE )

7:16pm: Have you ever been drawing and thought "Gee whiz, this sure would be more fun if I was drunk!"?
Do you enjoy scantly clad super-foxy burlesque dancers?
More importantly, do you like tator tots?
If you answered "NO" to any of these questions, you're a damned communist.

http://www.thevortexbarandgrill.com/doodle.html

So awesome.  I want one.

7:21am: Consciousness is the Web 2.0, shiny, glass, drop shadow veneer over *real* thinking.  The Brain GUI so to speak.

Mmhmm.  Yup.

8:27am: Outside today
Endless spring petals
swirling like winter snow.
A cotton candy wonderland.

11:53am: And so at the foretold time did the Sleeping Gods awaken, and there was a great Cataclysm;
The ground shook, the skies burned with azure fire, the likes of which no mortal had ever seen.
All the races of Man were as one in their terror and confusion.

None more than the followers of the False Gods, for they had been duped by men into abandoning The Way.
It was their souls that burned that day, lighting the way.

11:40am: Half-mad circuits
gibbering into the Void.
What is eternity?

11:39am: One thousand monkeys
screaming in unison.
Who has a banana?

6:33pm: Beware
in an effort to use this thing more, I'm going to start posting random/crappy poems/writing.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.  etc.

9:09am: ZOMG ISSA BAT
I walk into work this morning, and see a wee little black shape on the far window about 30' away.

<intuition> it's a bat.
<rational brain> Er, what?  No.  That would be silly.  It's probably a bird crap that kinda *looks* like a bat.
<intuition> it's a bat.
<rational brain> Fine, whatever.  We'll go look.
*walks up to the window*
* rational brain sees wee little hands hanging on to the screen and a tiny batface.
<rational brain> holy shit, it's a bat.
<intuition> ^_^ toldja

Needless to say, there's a wee little bat clinging to the screen on the window.  It's very cute.

8:05am: Every fucking day.

That's how often I ride the bus. And almost every day it's the SAME two routes, at the SAME times, with the SAME drivers. Seeing a pattern here?

So today is the first. The day when bus passes expire and you have to get a new one for the month. I forgot.

Bastard that drives the first bus in my day makes me pay the 50c knowing damn well he'll see me Monday with a shiny new October card.
Second bus of the day lets me on with with a wave and a "yeah, it's fine". Which is good, since I only had the 50c on me to begin with.

Bastard.

11:01pm:
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
It is by the juice of Monster that thoughts acquire speed
The desk acquire cans
The cans become a warning
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

10:29pm: Morons
Walk down to Haggens to get breakfast and lunch for later, both a derivation of a bagel.  I like bagels.
As I'm sitting there waiting for the bus, I observe what I see about 70% of mornings.

There's this door by the deli/seating portion of the store that is both a normal exit and a fire door, so it can't ever be locked.  But it does have an alarm on it.. The alarm is only turned off from 8AM to 9PM.
Excuse me while I venture off into an Eddy Of Stupid(tm) for a moment.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE SIGN SAYS.  The sign says, roughly, "Door unlocked from 9PM to 8AM.  Alarmed all other times".

Unless you're a backward traveling time-traveler from Ceti Alpha 5, this is not the way time flows.  Time is *linear*.  It goes *foreward*.  Unless I missed a memo again?

Ok, so they hired a backward traveling time-traveler to write their signs.  I'm open minded.  But unless there's an bunch of backward traveling time-travelers from Ceti Alpha 5 about to invade, someone should have caught this.  This is what we call an Orgy Of Stupidity.

Ok, back to the main topic.

About 70% of the time some idiot fails to read the 2' x 2' sign glued to the door itself that says "Hey fuckwad, don't open this right now!".

And then they open it.  And the alarm goes off.

Now, this is a *neat* alarm.  No warbling or screeching or anything.  Just a single constant sinwave at a tone such that it wants to crawl inside your ear and eat your brain.  I like it.
Apparently the morons don't.  All 5 other people in the seating area fled within about 30 seconds.

I kept eating my bagel.  They were pretty good today.

6:21pm: Blah
Still screwing with formatting.

I think I'm done now. ALL HAIL LORD CSS!

8:48am: SHORT AND STOUT!
There are downsides to living across from the cheap campus housing. At about 3am a drunk college guy wandered through the parking lot singing. LOUDLY. How do I know he was drunk? I doubt a sober guy would be singing "I'm a little tea pot" at the top of his lungs.

This apparently led to a not-yet-coherent decision at 6am to turn off the alarm and go back to sleep. HELLO 8AM!

I'm normally at work by 8. Dammit.